Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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