Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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