I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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