I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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