I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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