I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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