nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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