why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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