Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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