dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.