I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.