if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex