So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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