wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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