If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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