He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
