Buhtt sex?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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