I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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