i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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