So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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