I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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