She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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