scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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