great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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