I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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