I love black thongs
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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