Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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