i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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