The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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