Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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