im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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