i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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