I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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