I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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