i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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