Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
of course. lets lasso hookers.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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