the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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