guys are not supposed to queef...right?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize