We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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