I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
