nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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