Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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