Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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