youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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