i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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