i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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