yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Holy shit dude........stairs
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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