I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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its like you know when i get waxed
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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