Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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