If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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