Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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