Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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