my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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