I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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