omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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