I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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